So violent, AJ:

I'VE NEVER been hunting and don't recall ever holding a gun. I never saw my father's service revolver from his days as a Philadelphia police officer.

But despite a healthy anti-gun attitude, I find myself with an urge to shoot something for the first time in my life. Gus the Groundhog must die.

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For his part in helping to promote the sad, regressive taxation of instant lottery tickets to toddlers and elementary school students, Gus, the de facto most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania, must die.

I'll put one in him for you, Phil.

Someone actually read it. Thanks, Dan.

I'm anti-gun, except against anthropomorphic rodent gambling advocates.

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